hi i'm ilana.
i like music, sleeping,
boys, and peanut butter.

paraddict:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

(Source: losergf, via twoleftsdontmakeawrite)

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andywestdaydreams:

What Owl City (if it was ever a place) now looks like with its recent addition. 

andywestdaydreams:

What Owl City (if it was ever a place) now looks like with its recent addition. 

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hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

(via skyberia)

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intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

(via lyxdelsic)

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hi:

my life is so boring, I need someone new to obsess over

(via pizza)

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edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via pizza)

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larrysbellybutton:

"your dress is too short"

image

(via lyxdelsic)

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geodude:

blazeberg:

I wish I wasn’t white so my opinion would be valid on this site

i wish i wasn’t black so my life would be worth something in this country

(via coolator)

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via okay-clara-okay)

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teamvampireweekend:

Ezra Koenig at Cirque Royal in Brussels (Photos by frf_kmeron on Flickr)

(via defekait)

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dannerzz:

okay josh

(via naisenberg)

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blue-author:

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

WHY IS THE FUTURE

(via sviundt)

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wytchprincess:

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

(Source: vayena, via meladoodle)

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ampersandsblog:

subbysal:

badjade:

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