hi i'm ilana.
i like music, sleeping,
boys, and peanut butter.

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

(via skyberia)

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intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

(via lyxdelsic)

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hi:

my life is so boring, I need someone new to obsess over

(via pizza)

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1 day ago

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via pizza)

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2 days ago

larrysbellybutton:

"your dress is too short"

image

(via lyxdelsic)

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2 days ago

geodude:

blazeberg:

I wish I wasn’t white so my opinion would be valid on this site

i wish i wasn’t black so my life would be worth something in this country

(via cadburycreamcoolator)

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2 days ago

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via okay-clara-okay)

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3 days ago

teamvampireweekend:

Ezra Koenig at Cirque Royal in Brussels (Photos by frf_kmeron on Flickr)

(via defekait)

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3 days ago

dannerzz:

okay josh

(via naisenberg)

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3 days ago

(Source: isqueezedrobertplantslemon, via terribletaytor)

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5 days ago

blue-author:

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

WHY IS THE FUTURE

(via sviundt)

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5 days ago

wytchprincess:

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

(Source: vayena, via meladoodle)

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5 days ago

ampersandsblog:

subbysal:

badjade:

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(via ithinkuracuntra)

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5 days ago

(Source: utentagen, via generalbooty)

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6 days ago

justinyoungsliphole:

oh so u “love” arctic monkeys but only know AM? as someone who’s listened to them for years i think that’s great i love AM too what’s ur favorite song we should hang out

(Source: juliansballclenchingfalsetto, via thevampireweekends)

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