u look like a ho from a ranch in nevada

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

4 hours agoa-creepy-man-in-a-trenchcoatpidgeling 123,270 notes#tbh only reblogging for that last comment omfg

a guy just sent me a ten second snapchat video of him jerking off soooo that’s my night

4 hours ago

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

18 hours agopooblysquoogywoobogleech 234,459 notes

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

18 hours agoandykelsothebrownskingirl 555,392 notes

coolghost:

amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.

18 hours agohayley0614coolghost 12,563 notes

lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

18 hours agofake-mermaidlameboob 129,689 notes
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
1 day agotheartistformerlyknownasmeafricandogontheprairie 145,993 notes

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

1 day agotheartistformerlyknownasmetwo4fit 342,998 notes#love this so much omg #feminism
alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

1 day agobeyoncebeytwiceicachondeo 1,144,019 notes

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

1 day agodan-avidanblackdenimjeans 190,256 notes
3 days agogeneralbootycranberrymochafortheholidays 81,205 notes

illumazombie:

JESUS.

3 days agohellalegffifthharmony 290,303 notes

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

3 days agourbancatfitterslzbth 81,710 notes

cybergata:

"my mantra is an orange flower."

3 days agomsphoenixfromdaflamescybergata 15,534 notes

i love that i only just discovered this year that i can cook and thoroughly enjoy cooking. i love that i can still discover new things about myself.

3 days ago
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