u look like a ho from a ranch in nevada

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

8 minutes agomycroft-holmes-approvesnixpunk 307,432 notes
whatsagarb asked: do you ship troyler

dennys:

we are a restaurant  

1 day agojesuschristvevodennys 60,108 notes

australiansanta:

this dog will not leave me alone

1 day agoaustraliansanta 319 notes#😍😍 #aww!
simsgonewrong:

and you thought your family picture was bad

simsgonewrong:

and you thought your family picture was bad

1 day agobreast-milk-cheesesimsgonewrong 3,709 notes
boopbunny:

😱

boopbunny:

😱

1 day agowilsonofagunfyhaircolors 46,614 notes
Customer: Can I have a decaf iced coffee with caramel?
Me: Sorry, we can't make iced coffee in decaf.
Customer: Oh, okay. Can I have a decaf iced coffee with vanilla instead?
Me: No...
1 day agostarbucksemployeeproblemsdisgruntled-barista 92 notes
4 days agoithinkuracuntratopfunnystuff 447,574 notes
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youhavemeintrigued:

latte art

youhavemeintrigued:

latte art

4 days agostarbucksemployeeproblemsyouhavemeintrigued 129 notes#ok the next person who pisses me off and also orders a caramel macchiato get ready…..

xtonicmidnight:

oh my god.im fucking crying from laughter at weird al’s ‘word crimes’ but my favorite part is that he mentions that there is no x in espresso. oh my god. yessssss. learn this people!

4 days agostarbucksemployeeproblemsxtonicmidnight 65 notes#i called my dad on saying expresso the other day and he was like WHAT NO X #im like what the hell dad you're a doctor get your shit together
michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

4 days agoolitwistwhatamarveloustune13 30,024 notes#wow

guess who has a new theme and about page? :^)

4 days ago 1 note

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
image

5 days agomakemyselflaughyeezus-fish 69,736 notes

reallylameblog:

unclefather:

Is vampire weekend more than one person

There are literally no people in vampire weekend. All frogs

5 days agowindexbutlerunclefather 1,317 notes

breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

1 week agoglitter-from-gallifreybreakburnandends 45,395 notes#too real
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