idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime
y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, Kiss me harder, and You’re a good person, and, You brighten my day. I live my life as straight-forward as possible.
Because one day, I might get hit by a bus.
Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands.
But there is nothing more beautiful than being desperate.
And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care.
We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans.
We never know when the bus is coming.
this guy snapchatted me and he wasn’t wearing a shirt so i snapped back “put on some clothes ya slut” and his reply had no caption but just him raising his eyebrows i’m laughing
i still haven’t gotten over the fact that when he sings ‘yacht club’ live he always shrugs and looks around all embarrassed like when he sings ‘i stood under the waterfall with a kiwi-pineapple parasol as Cinderella dropped the crystal ball and made a concrete cavern a caterpillar concert hall’ it’s like he’s asking himself why he wrote that and what even did it mean that one night at 3 am when he wrote it and he wasn’t thinking ahead to when he would have to say it out loud to a crowd omg
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
"We should take a walk someday
Dream about what we could’ve been.”
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet